He laid on the kitchen counter when India, the woman he liked, gave more attention to human god Ovie (we'll get to Ovie, don't worry). He gave us the salmon, a series-5-defining way to jump into the pool. He cried because he found true friends after a whole life of feeling like he didn't fit in. His sense of humor, his tenderness, his self-deprecation, his jawline, and that amazing head of brunette hair made Chris a stand-out despite him only being in the villa for 15 days. Basically, if what I say causes injury, remember you're reading the words of a 21-year old who can't drive. If I do cause anyone any harm, I sincerely apologize.Īnd know that I would never even be cast on Love Island in the first place I'm far too removed from my emotions to properly give myself to the experience. You have improved my life, made it so much more fun, especially in the current world that is, to quote John Mulaney, 'an on-fire garbage can.' My subjective opinions are about the characters you were edited to be, not about who you are (unless you're on the list and the words below are positive, in which case please feel free to take them to heart). Please judge this article for what it actually is: a love letter.īecause Islanders, I am so grateful for the addictive joy each and every one of you has contributed to.

I am not trying to play any part in that. Love Island cast members, and crew members, have been plagued with evil, vicious hate and trolling. I do not know the contestants, and the last thing I would want to do is cause any of them or their loved ones difficulty. Now, I am fully aware that Love Island is heavily edited.

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